This snow stuff is getting out of hand!

I’m gonna come out and say it, conditions have been horrible, far too much snow. Severe lack of dirt, I haven’t hit my skies on a rock or had to ski on grass yet this year, I’ve been skiing a few days this year already and my edges are still sharp. I mean I haven’t even fallen on a patch of ice so hard that it makes you think you might’ve broken something, if I wanted this malarkey I’d move to freakin Wyoming!!!