Am I John Helldivers cousin?

I have been playing since release. I fought both times to secure Malevelon Creek, I fought to save Merida and we ended up eradicating it, and I fought to save the children. Every single major event, I was there. Until my ship was Sabotaged (I lost access to Wifi for a few months). I gave up on my ship and took another, and the Illuminate are here. I missed the battle of Calypso, but I have hot every single planet after. My question to you fellow helldivers, these stats, am I just that good and getting close to my fathers reputation, or are the illuminate just really soft? I have a near all gold status, unlike my father who doesnt know how to get white. But I hardly have to try. My father says Calypso was hell, this is just the cleanup crew. Why is this so easy? Something feels wrong, I know it