Is there anything you would never like your parents/family to know? #gaybrosedition

To me, I'm absolutely well with the world knowing I'm such a ho, but I would prefer my parents NOT knowing TO WHAT EXTENT of a ho 🥴 maybe they get an idea due to the amount of times I've visited wearing thongs or jockstraps, or harnesses under my shirt, but shhh

Being health worker makes it easy, any suspicious activity can be hidden with "I'm on call, those moanings? all these poor patients are in deep pain mom, talk to you later"

So hbu?