RAGE THREAD - F-YOU FRIDAYS - STILL SO COLD, LIKE A NON-ENDING BLIZZARD SPELL

FOUR HUNDRED AND NINETEEN WEEKS OF FUCK YOU FRIDAYS

SIR KUPSLOCK KUSS THE POMFURY IS ROLLED INTO A BUNDLE OF BLANKETS (some quietness finally)

IT'S STILL FREEZING, I KNOW I LIVE IN CANADA, BUT COME ON, GIVE US A BREAK.

I HEARD IT'S COLD PRETTY MUCH EVERYWHERE, SO WATCH YOURSELVES. WEAR EXTRA LAYERS, GET SOME BLANKETS, STAY WARM.

DID SOMEONE ASK KRILE TO PAINT US A WINTERSCAPE AND FORGOT SHE CAN TURN THEM INTO LIFE?

SO C-C-COLD RULES :

  • UPPERCASE IS NOT ENFORCED, BUT ENCOURAGED : RAGE LIKE TRYING TO GET WARM ONLY TO GET SICK INSTEAD

  • EVERY REPLY SHOULD BE EQUALLY ENCOURAGED TO CAPITALIZE WHEN NEED BE

  • OPTIONAL : TL;DR IN THE FIRST SENTENCE OF YOUR POST, WRITTEN IN 4 WORDS (EG : WHY STILL SO COLD), OR IN HAIKU IF YOU WANT

  • READ EVERYTHING IN THE VOICE OF (KINDA HAPPY) SNOWMEN

  • UNTAGGED SPOILERS WILL FREEZE THEIR TOES ON THE FLOOR GETTING UP IN THE MORNING

  • SUBREDDIT RULES STILL APPLY, LIKE NAME DROPPING AND WITCH HUNTS.

  • WHEN IN DOUBT REFER TO THE FLOWCHART OF RAGE

HALL OF RAGE

THE MEGA LIST OF MISSPELLED WORDS

IT'S BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER. READ THROUGH IT FOR LAUGH, OR SUBMIT YOUR OWN AWFUL MISSPELLINGS THAT EITHER MADE YOU LAUGH OR YOU'RE TIRED OF SEEING (LIKE TOMBSTONES AND SCRIPTS).

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