I smell 🐂💩

This is from this morning after the “OhEmGee, I’m such a sexy snacky snack” preening video. 🤮 But let’s look at these stats, shall we? 72.51 minutes. 343 floors! That’s 3.36 Empire State Buildings. Or 4.7 floors per minute. Average heart rate of 78 bpm. Annnnddd a peak heart rate of 158! So she actually touched the sensors at some point! But the average is still total BS. That pace at 78 bpm average. No. Way. Oh, 3 porch steps!!! Flair check in, please!

The second picture is a reminder to take the selfies and be proud of yourself. 🥱