Crazy mo-mo reason to get cruise insurance

What in the world does cruise insurance, specifically cruise cancellation insurance, have to do with any of the things discussed on this sub?

Well, we booked a cruise a few months ago, and a relative wanted to take out cruise cancellation insurance on her son. RM, early twenties, college kid. "But why," we asked? "He's so excited about this cruise!" "Well," she said, "he'll likely be married by then, and there's no room in our cabin for his wife."

He wasn't dating anyone. There were no young women (suitable or otherwise) anywhere on his horizon. He's being mercilessly hounded by his parents that he needs to get married. Soon. Ugh.