Mormons don’t know how to relax

I’m laying down on my couch and my edible is kicking in and I just realized that I was conditioned to never relax. A mormon’s idea of relaxing is sitting back in a folding chair and not IMMEDIATELY going to do a task.

They don’t drink nor do drugs. They’re always trying to stay busy. Like no wonder they all act like they have a giant stick up their ass.

Damn relaxing is great.