An interesting assembly yesterday

So my wife and I had the Assembly "Behave in a Manner Worthy of the Good News" yesterday. It started with the lights going out and everyone sat in darkness for 10 minutes.

After that it was just the boring stuff you normally get. One speaker actually said "If the Governing body say jump, we say how high." (I don't know how it took me so long to realise they're a cult)

We left at lunch because it was just so unbearably boring. But we noticed there were so many empty seats this time. A few years ago we were getting 1100-1200 attending. Yesterday there were 785 in attendance, I thought everyone was exaggerating the empty halls until now.