I’m so sick of this narrative “the eagles won’t be able to keep up with some of these offenses in the AFC”

The ravens are the number one offense in the entire NFL and we beat them handily in December. wtf are people talking about? We change our gameplan based on our opponents. The packers are the best defense that we could face at any point in this post season.

We’re gonna embarrass the rams this weekend. The lions (if they get past the commies) will give us a fight, but we still win even on the road. If the commies win then we annihilate them at home. And then we win the Super Bowl decisively. The only team that gives us problems is the Kansas City Refs.

That’s just what’s happening, sorry for spoiling the script. Go birds.