my favorite doordash moments

context for the “baku baku nyah nyah” one and the “ok daddy thank you” ones:

yeah so i was getting food and my friend decided to call my dasher “daddy”. thankfully the dasher was really funny. i was worried that he was gonna beat my ass or something idk

basically i apologized profusely and the dasher was like “nah it’s funny” so

but to get back at my friend, i texted the “baku baku nyah nyah” thing to my friend’s dasher cuz it gives me the same level of cringe as the “daddy” stuff did

needless to say my revenge didn’t feel as good as i thought it would i kinda just felt silly