Nightmare first date (24F/25M)

Thought I’d share this in hopes it brings someone a laugh today.

I (24F) went on a first date with 25M. He actually cancelled on me twice before this (both times had valid excuses) so I was excited to finally see him. Immediately, he seems really different than he did over the phone/text. He’s struggling to order, fumbling with the menu, not making eye contact, seems really distracted, can’t make conversation. I just thought he might have really bad ADHD or maybe he’s having an off day. Just as we ask for the check, he says “Sorry if I’ve seemed weird tonight, I took a bigger edible than usual before this date and I’m just a little high.”

Who takes an edible, especially a “bigger than usual” edible, before a first date? In the moment I was very surprised but now I can laugh about it. Probably won’t see him again but I hope you can giggle with me.