i don’t know what went wrong.

i matched with two people during the week. the first one DEMANDED i add them on snap chat so they can “make sure i am who i say i am” i’m like. “uh okay. i don’t really use it but sure.” but i “passed their test” i guess. after that whole interaction, i was thrown off. it just felt insulting because its not like im a super model looking person. like you can see my profile and you can tell imma a real person and not just an instagram model or something. so yeah that threw me off.

second. i matched with this other person. who seemed cool and we vibed really well. they planned to facetime me at 930. i agreed because we did seem to get along all day while texting.

so 930 hits.. and this man got on facetime loud and proud showing off the FRESH hickey he had on his neck. the phone call lasted 45 seconds before i saw his hickey and i told him my mom was calling me and i had to call him back.

i did not call him back but he did send me “???” after 30 minutes. the actual audacity of some people lol.