I hate Duolingo characters

I heard the stupid fucking purple one speak and immediately threw my phone into a wall in a fit of blind rage. My mother died because she walked past my room as I was engaging in a brief 13 hour XP grinding session (to rank #1 in the ununoctium league ofc) and she overheard her grating infuriating emo ass voice which caused her to immediately go insane and begin tearing at her own flesh.