Cancun International Airport - The Michelangelo’s David of terrible airports – a true masterpiece of dysfunction.

Shall we pause for a moment to marvel at the “charm” of Cancun Airport?

Touristically and infrastructure-wise, it’s as if they stopped evolving sometime in the Middle Ages. Honestly, all that’s missing is the staff clanking around in knight armor, shouting, “Ye shall not pass!”

Highlights: * Wi-Fi? What Wi-Fi? There’s no network strong enough to keep you connected for more than 30 seconds. And get this – even Starbucks doesn’t have Wi-Fi here. STARBUCKS. If they don’t have it, what hope do the rest of us have?

• Restrooms? Oh, there’s couple of em. Just coupe of. And judging by the lines, you might as well take a packed lunch for the wait.

• Passport control for international flights? Nope. They apparently run on the honor system. “We trust you’re all good, right? Cool, have a safe trip.”

• Power outlets at the check-in counters? None of them work. Not. A. Single. One. Half of them are taped over, the other half might as well be props from a movie set. Señor, where do I charge my phone? A cactus?

• Culinary delights? If you consider greasy fast food and heartburn “delightful,” then you’re in for a treat. Otherwise, good luck.

• And even after security, you’ll still hear the joyful cries of “Tequila, señor, tequila!” echoing through the halls.

Truly, Cancun Airport isn’t just an airport; it’s an immersive historical experience in how not to do modern air travel.

Cancun, have everything a destination needs to win, but by oh boy, your management sucks big time.

Glad I‘m leaving. What a shit show. Anything you guys wanna add to the horror?

Edit: I meant power outlets at boarding gates, not check in counters, my bad!