The absolute state of Proximus, Sibelgaz etc

I get home the other night. Proximus have dug up the road outside my house, no warning. Maybe I'm in a wheelchair, then fuck me, right? A while before, I get home and there's some fucking dude up a ladder by my window. Is he going to break in and steal my shit? No, he's nailing some ugly fucking cables to the facade for some other company. Again, no warning. Every other day I get a call from some douchebag while I'm on the metro: "eh, c'est paul de sibelgaz. Dit, on va changer les installations chez toi, t'es dispo quand?". Me: I don't fucking know mate I'm on the fucking metro can't you send me a fucking email or a letter. Now these cunts finally send me a letter and it's all like "FUCK YOU WE WILL CUT OFF YOUR ELECTRICITY". Vivaqua have somehow overlooked lead pipes in my supply. Why are all these companies so completely fucking shit and retarded. Can we get Decathlon to take over?