Flabbergasted

Been in the industry 21 years plus. I have heard some pretty irrational requests and ridiculous things. But for whatever reason, this interaction made me freeze for at least 15 seconds in utter disbelief.

Customer: Can you make me a virgin Vodka / Soda?

Me: (brain malfunctions.....resets....stutters a bit....resets again) You mean a club soda?

Customer: Yeah.

Lol, we don't charge for club soda, but I had a moment where I really, really wanted to charge him for it. It passed.