Saying Atheists Worship Satan Is Dumb AF

If you don't believe in Batman, you worship the Joker!

If you don't believe in Santa, you worship Krampus!

If you don't believe in Master Yoda, you worship Sheev Palpatine!

It's so pathetic that we've gotten to the stage where not believing in a fictional character means worshipping their evil counterpart. We don't believe in Satan how the fuck are we supposed to be worshippers of him??