WHERE IS YOUR BODY ARMOR?

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR BODY ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT KIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

GEN II IMPROVED OUTER TACTICAL VEST YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE CIF AND HAVE A NEW IOTV ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

DISMISSED!