Self-congratulatory pat on the back - thanks Trump

The shitshow that was Trump's first day in office has vindicated childfreeness to a spectacular degree.

Who needs the WHO? Not those with doomsday bunkers.

Paris Agreement? Only in case the next toilet paper crisis hits. Drill baby drill.

I daresay if the United States of Asininity follow through it has never been less moral to procreate and birth rates will drop even further among those with critical thinking skills and object permanence.

Chapeau!