Any beer that doesn’t taste like piss?

I'm a little picky on what I'll drink, but usually I can find something I like (usually sweet wines like Sweet Lips and Brown Brothers, with rum I like Captian Morgan and Bundaberg, and for vodkas I like Billsons, UDL and vodka cruisers).

However all beer tastes the same to me. I'll take one sip and all I can taste is overwhelming bitterness. It tastes exactly like how dog piss smells (beers I've tried are stuff like Great Northen, XXXX, Victorian bitter, ect). I just don't get the appeal of drinking it if I have to cringe the entire time.