Best/Worst Stories From Active Duty?

What are some of your worst stories from active duty?

I’ll start: I was a paratrooper and we had a few delays after being rigged up once. I spent about 6 hours rigged up after jump master inspection. Wet my pants and had to jump like that. Then we had a follow-up mission after the jump so I could not change. Pulled 50/50 security in those pants for an entire night and took contact three times.

Anyone else have a story?