My bff is done with men, for good

My bff is straight, and she's decided that she's done with men. The bar is set so low for men, that women have to keep their standards low, accept their boundaries being ignored, unsatisfying sex, and lack of emotional connection, if they want to date men. That's the dating pool that's available. There simply isn't enough decent men for all the women who want one. Somebody has to budge. The way she explained it is like this:

If 100 people each want a donut, but there's 50 fresh donuts and 50 spoiled donuts, then all 100 people cannot get a fresh donut. 50 people have to choose between a spoiled donut or no donut at all. There just isn't physically enough fresh donuts for everyone to have one. Either some women accept far less than they deserve, or they remain single and live their best lives. So she's opting out. Essentially 4B. No dating, no marriage, no sex, and no pregnancy.

We have a mutual friend who's trying to care for an infant daughter on her own, after her boyfriend abandoned her and left the country. So the two of them are moving in with me and we're going to raise her collectively. It'll be a sort of "platonic marriage" if such a thing exists. I'm a lesbian and will likely find a wife sometime in the future, but the plan is to stay in a group and be there for my friends. It's dumb that you're only supposed to live with your spouse. Why wouldn't you want to live with everyone you care about?

The end :)