Isn't Trump a little old for the YMCA?

YMCA stands for Young Men's Christian Association.

Trump is now the oldest president ever. So I would replace the Y with an O. And I'm not sure how "C" he is, since he didn't put his hand on Melania's "bibles" (she brought two of them) when being sworn in, among other very un-Christian things. So I'd take the C out too.

That leaves the M and the A. I think we should add an N at the end for O (Old) M-A-N.