The Almighty "Reason You Suck" Speech

  1. Wolverine tearing into Deadpool after he found out Wade was lying to him: "You know what? You’re a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn’t take you. Or the X-Men. And they’ll take fuckin’ anyone. I mean you are a ridiculous, immature, halfwit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot ‘cause I’ve been alive for more than 200 fucking years. And I’ll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing – you will never save the world. You couldn’t even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper. And motherfucker I wish I could say you’ll die alone but it’s one of God’s best jokes that you can’t die except, it’s on ALL OF US!"

  2. Watts losing his temper at Cinder's petty villiany: "You think you're entitled to everything just because you've suffered, but suffering isn't enough! You can't just be strong, you have to be smart! You can't just be deserving, you have to be worthy! But all you have ever been, is a bloody migrane!"

  3. Katara tearing into Yon Rha: "I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing, but now that I see you, I think I understand. There's just nothing inside you, nothing at all. You're pathetic and sad and empty."