Avocado is disgusting and I hate that people put it on everything.

Avocado is disgusting. It’s green slimy mush with an awful flavor. It’s what i imagine the grass from shrek’s swamp tastes like after the donkey eats it and regurgitates it. It ruins every food it’s in. In the last 15 years it seems like everyone and their mother have started putting this stuff on so many dishes, at least in the US. It seems like everyone LOVES this stuff and I get told I’m weird tor hating it.

I can hardly go to a sandwich shop or breakfast spot without having to ask them to keep that shit off my meal.

Don’t even get me started on putting it in American style sushi. The whole point of sushi is to experience the fish, but then someone decided to ”you know what? Let’s just ruin the flavor of the fish by adding this unnecessary mushy substance on there”. It adds nothing to the dish. And i swear to god it’s in like 85% of the rolls and stuff.

Why does everyone insist on putting avocado in everything?