“Your bathroom policy violates my son’s human rights”

The mom of one of my students told me this with a completely serious face.

For context, my bathroom policy (high school) is literally just “only one out at a time, and leave your phone on my desk before you go.” The one at a time part is a school-wide rule, leaving their phone is something I’ve always done to make sure they don’t wander the halls and ensures they come back quickly.