Warning for the Black Mystery Flavor Fanta

TW: Peepeepoopoo

Last night I tried it, didn't like it, thought it tasted like grape medicine or something. This isnt even close to the issue though. The problem with this drink started a few hours after drinking about half the bottle (couldn't finish it, I REALLY didn't like it) I noticed I was super gassy, my stomach was hurting pretty bad, and overall I just felt like crap but I didn't even think it was related to the soda. Fast forward to this morning and my stomach is hurting super bad, I go to the bathroom and take a dump but still feel crappy, get out and eat my breakfast and drink my coffee, and then I feel this MASSIVE bowel movement and run back to the bathroom. It seemed to last forever and wouldn't stop, but then when it was finally over and I turned back to flush.... Guys....when I tell you the inside of the toilet was black, I mean BLACK. I was staring into a dark abyss, couldn't even see anything in the toilet. DO NOT DRINK THE BLACK FANTA