In all seriousness, could I be a joke NPC?

I’m starting to believe in simulation theory due to the lack of aliens and my circumstances.

Throughout my whole life, everyone I’ve met has disliked me. It doesn’t matter where I go or who I try to be friends with; it’s all the same. People treat me like garbage. Every girl I have a crush on also has to somehow teach me a lesson for daring to like her. I’ve also experienced countless embarrassing things happen to me.

I must conclude that I am a joke NPC. I was coded up for the sadistic amusement of the Simulators and because of the code; it doesn’t matter what I do. People will always hate me and I will always face misery.

What do I do?