What's the opposite of a pavement princess?

Sometimes I feel bad for the abuse I put my truck through...sometimes, but then I remember it already has a salvage rebuild title so I just send it!! This was a couple weeks ago while I was waiting for my aftermarket front bumper to arrive.. '21 Trailboss Custom 55k miles, RC rear bumper, Running boards, Trail lights, rock lights, S&B cold air intake, Bora 1 1/2" spacers, Nitto trail grappler M/T 285/65r/18s and 2 12" Subs under the rear seats, train horn..I'm sure I'm forgetting something.. not sure if I'll do more to it at this point. I'm pretty content now, I will upload pics of the new front bumper installed tomorrow when it's light outside.