HAVE YOU SO EASILY FORGOTTEN?!
HAVE YOU SO EASILY FORGOTTEN?!? Has everyone lost their damn minds to the silksanity. I haven’t! I haven’t! In case you have, let me remind you of a short story.
Once there was a man named E1331 or whatever. He was cool. He posted lots of funny silk posts and everyone had a good time. He was, (and still is) the crown jewel of this subreddit. His whole thing was that the only thing he did was make convincing silkposts, cuz it’s funny. He even said, “boy howdy, I sure love making stuff up! That’s all I do! I just make stuff up!” Even then, people still thought he was important. They still thought maybe he had the key to everything. Then one day, he makes another convincing silk post, about a cease and desist letter, but this time no Silkpost Flair. EVERYONE LOSES THEIR GODDAMN MINDS! He’s the messiah! Copium is huffed by the pound and everyone thinks somethings gonna happen. When it turns out later that the whole thing was made up, he laughs and laughs (rightfully so) at all the people who fell for the best known silk poster of the whole subreddit. AND NOW, PEOPLE ARE DOING IT ALL OVER AGAIN! HE IS TROLLING YOUR SILLY GULLIBLE LITTLE HEADS! ARE YOU TOO SO HOLLOW THAT YOU HAVE NO MIND TO THINK!
Nothing is happening tomorrow! E1331 has no connection to any team Cherry member. Do not fall for silkposts! Go free of copium and live in patience as you have for the past years of waiting. Do not post angry comments and posts tomorrow, that you got tricked. You did this to yourself, and you have no one to blame but your own feeble hope.