Dear anxious, new players: Wipes are gonna happen. Don't let internet strangers make you feel crappy in a social video game. Learn how to deflect blame so you win the argument. Just try your best and keep laughing.

Are you a tank and you wiped? The healer didn't top you off fast enough.

Are you a healer and you wiped? The tank went out of range, or ate too many vuln stacks.

Are you a DPS and you wiped? Blame the tank or healer for being out of position and initiate a vote dismiss.

Learn from the best and learn from Edda and her crew. Never accept responsibility!