a lady tried to hand me her burger tonight
This lady got a burger cooked medium and when I did my rounds she says it's too pink and I ask her if she'd like a remake to which she says yes then proceeded to try to hand me her entire half eaten burger. no plate, no napkin, no nothing. She fully expected me to take the burger with my bare hands from her and I just stare at her bc wtf? Then she goes "oh here I'll put this on a napkin". She puts it on a napkin and, again, fully expects me to take the napkin with the half eaten burger from her and, again, I'm like wtf? Then her husband goes "why don't you give her the plate?" and the wife says "well i still wanted to eat my fries" but then she seems to use her brain and just puts it back on the plate and hands me the plate. Like goddamn lady i can bring you another plate with the fries or get another plate for the burger, its not that serious, so why, pray tell, did you think I'd want to grab your half eaten burger with all your nasty ass germs with my bare hands and then expect me to hand it to our chef? also boh just remade the entire thing so she got new fries anyway.
That's all. I had a 20 top tonight full of college girls celebrating a birthday but somehow this burger thing had the most impact on me.