Any cults in Seattle?

I was at a coffee shop yesterday and there was someone in a cult sitting next to me. He was having a call with someone online and here are some of the things he said:

"We shouldn't be coy about the fact that we're a cult and there's shady stuff going on. Just focus on the services we provide and ask them if they've thought about death."

"We shouldn't market ourselves as a 'death cult,' but an 'immortality cult.'"

"I was thinking of using the room to put a coffin that we print using a 3D printer. Then we simulate the experience of them being buried and have them experience the peace before death."

Just wanted to share that with everyone. Definitely creepy as fuck.

Edit; Not sure why people are saying that I'm making this up.