courtesy clerk vent

i am tired of this job.

and no, i don't get paid enough for the work i have to do. and you're right sir, every freaking day is leg day when i clock in. my thighs are huge. to those freaks in the parking lot who creep behind me while i'm pushing a stack inside, fuck you, you make me uncomfortable. no, i don't want your cart to add to the other 485737 i have in my current stack. DON'T keep them coming. and fuck you to the people who take speed bumps and "watch for pedestrians" as a suggestion, nearly running me over. i hate you, lady who i say "excuse me" to three times when i need to sweep past you and you don't move your cart out from the middle of the aisle, then proceed to run over my broom as i pass. to the people who wear headphones in the grocery store, you're chill, but please have more spacial awareness at LEAST so i don't have to wait for you to realize i'm right behind you for you to get of out my sweep path.

thank you reddit