Smut clichés that just don't make any sense.

• He orders her to cum so she instantly explodes on command.

• They always cum at the same time.

• Spontaneous P in V sex with no foreplay and it only lasts a minute (women and some men need more time than that to just get comfortable, let alone to orgasm)

• Abnormally large penis sizes, the biggest I've ever read on paper is an 11'er as thick as her forearm apparently...HOW DO YOU NOT DIE?? Oh and the kicker is that she manages to get all of him inside her...as if an average woman's cervix isn't about 6 inches deep 😑

• Virgin fl's having the time of their lives when losing their virginity. No pain, cumming repeatedly and everything but the ml is obviously being wayy too rough for it to be actually enjoyable. And/or virgin ml's fucking like porn stars their first time.

• Not using any form of contraceptives yet never getting pregnant. Therein comes the epilogue where she's magically pregnant after they're already married. Talk about the good timing on that uterus of hers and his clocked sperm 💀

There's probably tons more I haven't listed but this is as much as I can name right now.

Can you guys think of any inaccurate smut clichés you're getting tired of seeing in every smutty book? Ones that make you question if the author knows how sex even works? 😭