Not a Criminal?

I walked by some police officers in the grocery store parking lot today, and it didn’t make me nervous. As long as I can remember, it always has before.

It’s been 20 years since I last stepped out of a jail cell, after breaking the law repeatedly in my youth. Am I a law-abiding citizen now, or am I just old and lame?

I even told my wife, “Rules are rules,” recently, when she wanted to leave the car parked for 3 hours in a 2-hour parking zone…