The Windows jank on the Ally has been greatly overstated
So one of the biggest reservations I had with getting the Ally (other than the SD card issue) was how junky Windows is on a handheld.
While it's certainly not as cool as the Steam Deck interface, armory crate is totally serviceable and the touch screen controls work great.
Maybe this is because I'm coming into my Ally after some fixes, but I wanted to let people who were on the fence know that windows on this handheld is a fine experience.