Vanisher will be my lifechanging album. (rant!)

ok so like, i don’t even know where to start with this, but when vanisher drops, my life is gonna straight up do a 180. like everything i’ve been waiting for-everything-is tied to this. i mean i’ve been following every single update, every leak, every post about it. and the fact that it’s still not here yet? torture. actual torture.

but like, once it’s out?... my whole life’s gonna glow up.

first of all: money. idk how, but i KNOW vanisher is gonna sum how make me rich. maybe it’ll inspire me to finally grind or like unlock sum secret money magnet or sum. i don’t need o know the details, i just know n thats it. i’m already doing vanisher related affirmations- seeing myself with sum fat sum of money. it's gonna be all thanks to vanisher.

and with the money finna comes the house. i’m talking THE house 🏡. no more renting out sum depressing shoebox apartment. nah, it’s gonna be one of those sleek trad-modern infusions with glass walls on a traditional brick column or sum- and a pool i’ll never even use lmao. i’ll be walking around the house like, "yep, vanisher did this to me.” people will ask me how i made it, and i’ll just smirk, thinking: "vanisher".

but like, it’s not just about the cash or the house. it’s about me and allat. i’ve been kinda... stuck, ya know? but vanisher? it’s gonna snap me outta that. depression? nah, that shii finna be gone. zero chance of that sticking around when vanisher drop. i’ll be a whole new FUCKING person.

and then... ok, hear me out, "she" finna enter the picture. idk who she is yet, but i can feel it. vanisher is gonna be the reason i meet my soul mate. like maybe she’ll be into it too, or sum, maybe she’ll see how much it’s transformed me my life and be like, “wow, this guy’s got his shit together.” either way, it’s happening. first date, marriage, kids—all of it. the blueprint is clear. (im playing vanisher on aur first date. she finna ask, "what's your name?" all im finna say: "vanisher". might even sprinkle a little "horizon scraper" here and there to make shit interesting for her). my future kids will literally owe their existence to vanisher. like, imagine me telling them, “you’re here because one day, your dad got vanisher’” they’ll probably roll their eyes at first, but one day they’ll understand.

but for real, the wait is killing me. like, every day he delays, i lose a little more of my sanity. i’m refreshing pages, logging on reddit and discord every 30 minutes, just holding on to the hope that he drops it soon. does he even understand what he's sitting on?? the power this thing has?? vanisher, if you’re reading this—drop. ion care if quad finna drop it some day- JUST DROP YOURSELF if it has to come to that mane. my life is on pause until this thing drops.

so yeah, that’s where i’m at: “vanisher”... it's about to be the main character in my life story. once it drops, everything changes. and i’m ready for it. can't wait to scrape out horizons with yall. peace out ✌️