You can’t share anything mildly interesting without sounding like an “and then everyone clapped” story

If you’ve ever done anything cool, did something nice, had a witty comeback, you have to carry it to the grave. If you tell that story, it’s an r/thathappened moment. What the fuck. What if i have something cool i feel like sharing! No one on reddit will ever believe a story thats slightly cool.

Please tell me your r/thathappened and “everyone clapped” stories. I don’t care if they sound cringey or fake.