Dear random teammates:

Don't bother turning on your mic just to bitch and whine after you're already dead. If you want to co-ordinate and communicate, turn on your mic and start working together BEFORE shit hits the fan.

It's not my fault you're dead. I already revived you once. If you want me to revive you a second time, get to a safe fucking place. And don't bother telling me how I'm the one who sucks when you're the one who's dead.

There are lots of different play styles. My understanding is that the goal of the game is to survive. If you're dead, you've already failed at winning.

If you want people to follow you, put a marker on the map. I don't care if you think you're Mr. Pro PUBG and you need to keep your destination a secret. It's just good etiquette. I don't even care where we go. I just want to prepare my Plan B while I'm in the plane in case things go south.

You're not a good driver. I know you think you're better than the guy driving, but experience tells me there is a 90% chance that you are exactly the same, or worse. If you want to actually help out, put a fucking marker on the map so that the guy driving does not have to look at the map while driving. Don't bother typing in the chat "ur driving sucks" because a) my thumb is too fat for me to see it and b) your driving also sucks and c) I don't care.

Thank you.