I LOOOVE OCD

I LOOOOOOOOVE rewording my sentences in my essays over and over again!!!!!!!! I love the hundreds of other unnecessary compulsions I get urges for when I need to write something academic or formal!!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOVE the incomplete and uncomfortable feeling I have when I write something poor!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOVE being an unproductive member of society!!!!!!!!! I LOOOOOVE being an academic failure!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE OCD!!!!!!!!!!!!!