Old folks cannot sing but still do the most!

So, Sunday morning is here, and after a week long of sherehe and usherati we are now back to church praising and acting holy like the hypocrites we are. At least most youths I know (me included). Our parents usually take this stuff more seriously and that's where the problem begins. So this week's jumuiya is at our place and the old folk from our neighbourhood flock our home. I, of course, dash to my room before anyone senses my presence and I find myself in an endless greeting and questionnaire session about why I'm never seen in church, or anywhere the old dogs are actually.

After enjoying some quick pleasantries and mushene, they start doing their thing. Wamamas singing at the top of their breath with zero regard to key or pitch. Wazaes doing the fake base voice kinda like what I usually pull in the COD lobbies when I hear a female on the voice chat.

Now, I get singing can be a fun relief and a way to express yourself, but where the f did this guys leave their self awareness? I presume in their thirties. The worst part is how every mumama wants to take the lead. And how loud they sing. God please if I have wronged you please find another way to punish me. End of Rant.

TLDR: Old people be singing so damn bad and so damn loud!