WAKE THE FUCK UP! ITS CHRISTMAS GAMEDAY!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CHIEFS KINGDOM! YOURE DAMN RIGHT THIS ONE IS COMING WAY TOO EARLY AND IF YOURE COMPLAINING THEN FUCK YOU! BIG RED IS COMING TONIGHT AND I CANT SLEEP! ALL YEAR WE HAVE BEEN ASKING FOR THE 1 SEED AND THIS YEAR BIG RED HAS DELIVERED US 14 WINS AND THE CHANCE TO SECURE THE AFC ON CHRISTMAS DAY! START MAHOMES OR WENTZ, START JONES OR KARLAFTIS! START KELCE OR ME! IT DONT FUCKING MATTER THIS CHIEFS TEAM TAKES NO PRISONERS! DREAD IT, HIDE FROM IT, RUN FROM IT, THESE CHIEFS ARRIVE ALL THE SAME TO BEAT YOU BY ONE SCORE AND TAKE YOUR SEEDING ALL THE SAME! OUR TEAM IS SHOWING THEY DONT GIVE A FUCK THEYLL SLEEPWALK AND BEAT YOU ANYWAY! IDGAF WHO PLAYS TODAY CUZ WE ARE BEATING THIS SORRY EXCUSE FOR A STEELERS TEAM TODAY! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCK THE CHARGERS! FUCK THE DONKEYS! FUCK THE RAIDERS! CHIEFS BY A BILLION! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHJJJJ