WAKE THE FUCK UP! ITS GAMEDAY!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING CHIEFS KINGDOM! HAPPY SUNDAY EVERYONE! THE END OF THE SEASON IS QUICKLY APPROACHING AND YOUR KANSAS CITY CHIEFS STILL ONLY HAVE ONE LOSS! TODAY WE HAVE GOT A HOMECOMING FOR THE GREATEST TIGHT END TO EVER PLAY THE GAME! OUR BOYS HEAD TO CLEVELAND TO EXTEND THEIR CURRENT WIN STREAK AND GET THEMSELVES ONE MORE STEP CLOSER TO THAT COVETED ONE SEED! THAT FIRST ROUND BYE AND HOMEFIELD ADVANTAGE ARE SO CLOSE I CAN TASTE IT! I KNOW JAMEIS HAS BEEN PRAYING TO THE LORD TO KEEP THE PICK SIXES AWAY BUT I THINK ITS BEEN TOO LONG SINCE WEVE SEEN A DEFENSIVE PLAYER RUMBLE INTO THE ENDZONE, THOSE PRAYERS ARE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK! LETS GET IN, GET OUT AND MAKE THE FIRST OF THIS 3 GAMES IN 10 DAY STRETCH AN EASY ONE! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO!
FUCK THE CHARGERS! FUCK THE DONKEYS! FUCK THE RAIDERS! CHIEFS BY MORE THAN ONE SCORE TODAY PLEASE! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH