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Nice hot guys are taken. Fuckboy hot guys might give me STIs. Ugly ones are ugly.

Rich mfs are too snobbish. Broke mfs too insecure.

Redpilled dudes insufferable. Self-proclaimed feminist dudes almost always turn out to be manipulative jerks.

Most guys' brains are addled with porn. (Yeah, bitch, you as well. Don't lie to yourself)

Gym-bros have one-dimensional personalities. So do anime nerds.

Y'all post the stupidest-ah pics of yourself on dating apps with boring, unoriginal prompts then whine on here about not getting any matches.

Some of you idiots decide to watch 2 podcasts or read 3 self-help books and then can't stop choding gyan to any woman who is dumb enough to listen to your buffoonery.

Your Taklu Tate is a scammer. Elon Musk is an ameer baap ki bakchod aulaad.

Not even gonna say anything about the friendly neighborhood rapist. (He's prolly your bestie)

Gold digger loda gold digger lehsun most of you mfs ain't even got gold to begin with.

Y'all goofies love hating on women because that's easier to admit than accepting that it's probably you and your shitty-ass personality that's driving them away.

The reason for this rant is that I'm fucking ovulating and horny af but I refuse to go on any dating apps because I will have to wade through this trash to find one decent man and I no longer have the energy for it. Even though scoring a guy is as easy as drinking 500 ml of water at 3 AM, I would rather fap and then go to sleep because it ain't worth the trouble bothering with you lads.

P.S: Mere dms mein jo aya uska baap gandu aur mummy pegging master. Jo RR karna hai comments mein karo. Ya na karo idc mai hilaane ja rhi bye.

Edit: Don't have time to reply to all comments so I'll just answer a few FAQ here.

1: Kya girls bhi hilaati hain?

Ans - Ya.

2: Hila liya?

Ans - Not yet. Giggled at the comments last night till I fell asleep.

3: Is this rage bait?

Ans - Of course. Men are easily enraged and it's fun to push buttons.

4: Who hurt you?

Ans - My grade 11 math teacher who pulled me out of P.E (I was bunking his class), amongst other men.

5: You only care about looks, don't you?

Ans - Beauty is subjective. I have had crushes on questionable creatures in the past. I spoke one line about hotness and the rest about personality but naturally men took offence where it hurt lol.

6: Why don't you get a sex toy?

Ans - What makes you think I don't already own one?

7: Why don't you become a lesbian?

Ans - Would if I could, my brothers, would if I could.

8: You must be ugly, or average at best.

Ans - Again, beauty is subjective. I cannot comment on this. Also not taking the bait and doxxing myself lmao.

9: Why don't you show your profile?

Ans - I'm not on any apps. Like I said, I don't have the time or energy to deal with a hundred clowns to find one normal person.

10: Do you think all guys are rapists?

Ans - Lol no.

11: You will die single and alone. (Okay nobody said this but I feel the need to address it)

Ans - Shayad maybe, and that's okay :)

P.P.S: For all the dudes who still dm'd me, kindly refer once more to the last postscript.

P.P.P.S: Thanks to all the girlies and gents who tried to support me and got downvoted to oblivion y'all real ones fr.