What’s your absolute favorite lines from Festus?

I think mine are “ That’s harder than I’d slam a door” or “ I’m fixin get on you like ugly on an ape”

Runners up and honorable mentions: “Pearl button bangle Billy” “Quitcher flaunchin and bellerin” “You don’t have to be so danged ornery” “You ole skudder you”

There’s so many hilarious interactions between Festus the Bestus and Doc lol I can’t choose one of them in particular so I’m gonna say I love all of their interactions together 😂. They are pure comedy gold in my opinion and the show wouldn’t be the same for me without the two of them and their relationship lol you can definitely tell how much Festus admires Doc and cares about him almost like a father figure to Festus.