Favorite OBSCURE one-liners

The quick quips that are easy to miss, or that you always forget about until they happen. I'm NOT talking about the "well then buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business" or the "when a woman gives birth to a crack baby, you do not buy her a puppy" or the "it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot" or "butt-faced miscreant!"

What I AM talking about...

  • Come on, Brad, go out a winner.

  • Like a baaad habit, Pete.

  • (you're evil) No, I'm a kick!

  • (focus, please) I am a camera.

  • anything Tom ever says

Give 'em to me.