my one session dnd game summarised

so cast is tiefling wizard (me) named nyx, two human(?) bards, one dude named cookie and vyrn a lizard person barbarian so we're led by flinky (one of the bards) we just wanna commit a bunch of murder so we go to a farming town that worships the goddess nyx and while cookie meets the strange orphanage children (cabbage patch children) flinky goes to a shop to steal booze the second bard (luca) helps the warlock tiefling time a dramatic entrance while standing on the lizard persons shoulders and using disguise self to disguise themselves as nyx then the villagers basically say they'll throw a feast while cookie begins being intimidated so nyx vyrn and luca go to the orphanage lizard person scares orphans into awe everyone leaves orphanage later luca seduces a half orc and kills it in private. nyx attempts to sneak poisonus booze from cookie who got it from flinky into famous blueberry pies gets gifted a pie but rejected entry later at feast asks for sacrifices to be reborn into gods this is a lie takes the 43 volunteers to be killed by fire in a 'ritual' when vyrn and nyx try to leave hands appear out of the ashes grabbing onto them outside meanwhile the bards and cookie have somehow angered the remaining 40 villagers of the town vyrn and nyx manage to leave but the ash creature follows them during combat nyx alone defeats the ash monster while the others manage to defeat a good few villagers in the end cookie gets turned into a happy cabbage land member if the villagers grab onto you, you take damage for each turn your in their grip if you go to zero you become a happy cabbage person so thats a quick summary