So todays episode

Benji slandering Spencer 😄

Ivy petting Benji like a dog 🤢

The MAGA Lynda theory is true (Homophobic to a potential ally, girl what even is your gameplan). Also the way she thinks Anastacia is straight🥴

Tristan not be cringe = impossible.

Ted is finally gone. The Ted glazers will finally shush. I told y'all ages ago hes just poker Ally didn't I? I imagine hes coming back though. He was hyped as Fiore 2.0 for absolutely no reason

Most importantly

BENJI BEAT THE THIRD BOOT ALLEGATIONS