Just curious what devil fruit y’all think my (wip) dnd character that i’m making would have

Name: Lu Van Abhor Class: Rogue Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Skills: Athletics +5, Deception +4, Intimidation +4, Persuasion +4, Stealth +3 Languages: Common, Elvish, Undercommon Ideal: Achieving my goal comes before everyone and everything else. Personality: He takes nothing seriously, and almost always has a playful grin on his face. He acts impulsively most of the time, and his plans are normally reckless. Lu Van carries a mischievous air around him. He finds utmost amusement in peoples reactions to the things he does. However, he is capable of showing seriousness when the situation calls for it, as well as anger. He is very flirtatious. Under his frivolous attitude, Lu Van is a broken man who despises both humans and elves, but hates himself more than either. He hates being vulnerable around people, refusing to go to sleep around anyone he doesn’t trust. Lu van is also a manipulative jerk with a heart of gold who will gladly take hostages to make his enemies surrender. Likes : Gambling, “Lady Maria”, High places, pastries, Night time Dislikes: Himself, humans and elves , seafood, love , and alcohol Weapons: His main weapon “Lady Maria” is a trick weapon at first glance it will look like a normal bo staff with a red tip but after a press of a trigger the red tip will bubble , inflate and harden to be 1 of the 3 shapes Lu van chooses . His secondary weapon is a modified pistol.

Name: Lu Van Abhor Class: Rogue Alignment: Chaotic Neutral Skills: Athletics +5, Deception +4, Intimidation +4, Persuasion +4, Stealth +3 Languages: Common, Elvish, Undercommon Ideal: Achieving my goal comes before everyone and everything else. Personality: He takes nothing seriously, and almost always has a playful grin on his face. He acts impulsively most of the time, and his plans are normally reckless. Lu Van carries a mischievous air around him. He finds utmost amusement in peoples reactions to the things he does. However, he is capable of showing seriousness when the situation calls for it, as well as anger. He is very flirtatious. Under his frivolous attitude, Lu Van is a broken man who despises both humans and elves, but hates himself more than either. He hates being vulnerable around people, refusing to go to sleep around anyone he doesn’t trust. Lu van is also a manipulative jerk with a heart of gold who will gladly take hostages to make his enemies surrender. Likes : Gambling, “Lady Maria”, High places, pastries, Night time Dislikes: Himself, humans and elves , seafood, love , and alcohol Weapons: His main weapon “Lady Maria” is a trick weapon at first glance it will look like a normal bo staff with a red tip but after a press of a trigger the red tip will bubble , inflate and harden to be 1 of the 3 shapes Lu van chooses . His secondary weapon is a modified pistol.